Population | 3.429 billion |
Capital | Ashur |
Leader | Malik Khoshaba |
Currency | Annaku |
Animal | Lion |
The Republic of The Assyrian is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Malik Khoshaba with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.429 billion Assyrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ashur. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Assyrian economy, worth 347 trillion Annakus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 101,212 Annakus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Assyrian's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Assyrian is ranked 228,795th in the world and 8,562nd in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 23,177.55 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Assyrian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : The Assyrian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : The Assyrian voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : The Assyrian voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : The Assyrian was endorsed by The Mega-Lyceum of Kharostia.
- : The Assyrian voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend One Small Island"".
- : Following new legislation in The Assyrian, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.
- : The Assyrian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : The Assyrian's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Following new legislation in The Assyrian, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 5 » Tethys 13, Federation of the Resentine Kingdom, Arkadia Universalis, Cretanja, and Kharostia.